Once upon a time, a handsome prince had a steed that looked like this:

...and the steed had a very hot engine...

that caused a rather bad third degree burn on the handsome prince's right hand.

So the potion master mixed up a little cocktail of Demerol and Vicodin and sent him on his way.

And now the handsome prince believes himself to be married to:

And in his dopey, drug induced kind of way...

...he and Jennifer Nettles lived happily ever after.

The End.