...and the steed had a very hot engine...
that caused a rather bad third degree burn on the handsome prince's right hand.
So the potion master mixed up a little cocktail of Demerol and Vicodin and sent him on his way.
And now the handsome prince believes himself to be married to:
And in his dopey, drug induced kind of way...
...he and Jennifer Nettles lived happily ever after.