And baby makes four!

Not really, but I had to get your attention somehow and nothing does that like new babies.

Mine is a bouncing baby book and it's available now!  I'm gonna cuddle it and squeeze it and name it George.

Do you have your eReader ready?  Well, do you?  If not, I'll wait.  How about now?  Are you ready to spend $2.99 to support your little bloggy friend?

Here's the link to buy it on Amazon, my sweet minions:  http://www.amazon.com/Shadows-Gray-ebook/dp/B007NC8DN4/ref=sr_1_8?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1332429562&sr=1-8

Don't have a Kindle or a Nook or an IPad?  You can still download free reading software right here and read it on your PC.  How neat is that?

Have a Nook?  Here you go:  http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shadows-gray-melyssa-williams/1109657823?ean=2940014275897

I hope you like it.  I'm going to go throw up now.  That's what you do after going through the birthing process, dontcha know.  After I'm done with that I'm going to email you, call you, text message you, Facebook message you, I.M. you, and send carrier pigeons to you.  Then I'll do it all again tomorrow.  Pretty soon you will be sick of me but please bear with me; this is the only way I know how to market this thing.

Don't forget the other part of your slave labor volunteer position:

Put the links up on your blogs, Facebook walls, and tweet them.  I don't know how to tweet.  Or twit.  Or whatever it's called.  I may have to learn but until that fearful day, the twitching is all up to you.  I figure I have about 5 friends and you have about 6 friends so if we really put our heads together and work hard I can probably sell about 4 copies.

That is all.  I have to go be violently ill and make up worse case scenarios of my first terrible review now.