But, honestly, now I get it. I really do. If this is what it takes to:
1. Make my shirts fit better
2. Make me feel more like a woman
3. Get rid of the excess fabric in my dresses
Then, yes! Why not?
My husband is behind me. My sister and mother are behind me, because they too, suffer bad DNA and genes in this department. We may go in as a trio actually. Get a punch card or something.
I'm not sure about the whole silicone thing, but oh well. It'll be worth it when my purse fits snugly, the way it's meant to.
Now all I have to do is find a doctor to do the procedure.
Turns out there's not a lot of call for shoulder implants. Who knew?
What? What'd you think I was talking about?
|Oh, if only I had been an adult in the '80s. Perhaps shoulder pads will come back.|