For instance, they answer
to every question asked.
But if YOU ask THEM
they will stare at you, blankly, with absolutely no reply.
Let us revisit some of my only son's best antics, shall we?
And then, let us pour Mama a margarita, shall we?
Yes. Yes, we shall.
|escaping nekked through windows|
|what happens when get high centered|
|eating packing peanuts (well, he's allergic to real ones!)|
|getting himself a drink of water at the age of 1|
|"want some butter, mom?"|
|he always left binkies at the scene of the crime|
|he had Alpo breath for at least two years (I'm not talking about the dog)|
|For an entire yr, he wore backwards pjs because he wouldn't stop with the gratuitous nudity|
|His friend, Q, poses nicely while G makes a mad escape|
|making long distance phone calls|
|I blame his rudeness on his father|
|going through my wallet for loose change|
|nekked jam session|
|sugar high face|
|And the latest: DIY haircutting|