1. Hey, Dad, can I play Halo?
2. YO! Get at me, dog!
3. Well, I just killed Anna.
4. You're driving me ridiculous!
5. Uncle Mark killed me last night.
6. Is this the part where we eat Jesus? (During communion at church).
7. I need a beer! (said on a field trip where we dropped Grandpa off at the brewery, where he threw himself prostrate on the sidewalk after hearing NO. Gianni, not Grandpa).
8. I'm A Littlest Pet Shop. The reason you don't want to hear him say this ? Try saying it out loud with a toddler type accent. What'd you say? You're a little p#%^&%*ed off??