Friday, December 17, 2010

dear santa

Dear Santa,

If it wouldn't be too much trouble, and if you have room in the sleigh, big guy, I'd really like new carpeting.

Actually, it doesn't even has to be new.

Just not pink.

With raspberry mauve faded spots.

And if you're so inclined I wouldn't mind trading in the circa 1987 pink plaid couch for something...oh, I don't know...something that's not circa 1987 pink and plaid.

I've been a fairly good girl all year for the most part.



  1. ahhhh 1987 was a very good year. I fell in "puppy love" for the first time to the song "Somebody" by Depeche Mode...and I think it might have been on that very pink plaid couch!

  2. Hey, I'd take pink carpet......turqouise carpet....lime green carpet.....any color, actually, that didn't have a scent of cat pee on it.....