Tuesday, May 29, 2012


"Nine million terrorists in the world, and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

"There is a war on. How is it you are headed west?" 
"Well, we kinda face to the north and real subtle-like turn left."

" Now, come on, get your clothes on, and we'll stroll up to my car and get... Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stroll. You fly."

"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?' "

"Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?"

 It's so much easier to be happy. It's so much easier to choose to love the things that you have, instead of always yearning for what you're missing, or what it is that you're imagining you're missing. It is so much more peaceful. 

" I can't help thinking that at some point someone is going to produce a piglet and we'll all have to chase it."

"What's your talent?"
"Murderer of love."

 "Ring, ring! Who's there? Destiny? I've been expecting your call."

"You can do this, but that would require you to stop snacking on children while they dream."

" Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Know the answers, do you, you wart hog faced buffoon? Inconceivable!  List em here in the comments and I'll send the winner a Kitchen Aid mixer! *

* Not really. But I will send you a little something, so go on...get your quotes on!


  1. "Die Hard"

    "Last of the Mohicans"

    "It's a Wonderful Life"

    "Grosse Pointe Blank"

    "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

    "One True Thing"

    "Pride and Prejudice"

    "Dan in Real Life"???


    "The Proposal"

    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"!!!

  2. The "chasing piglet" quote is from Pride and Prejudice?!? Huh? Where at???

  3. Caroline Bingley says it. :)

  4. I forgot to mark the ones that I googled! Sorry. I'm really not as perfect as I seem. Believe it or not.

    "Die Hard"

    "Last of the Mohicans"

    "It's a Wonderful Life"

    "Grosse Pointe Blank"

    "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" "Googled"

    "One True Thing" "Googled"

    "Pride and Prejudice"

    "Dan in Real Life" "Googled"


    "The Proposal" "Googled"

    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

    1. I can't believe you knew Grosse Pointe Blank and Die Hard! Those are way before your time! Wait. Maybe they're old enough to be classics?!

  5. there are few things in the world like utterly sarcastic movie quotes :)

  6. Hey Sis, I only knew 2.

    Grosse Point Blank and O Brother Where Art Thou.

    Here is an easy one for you: "that's a damn shame when folks being throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that"

    According to the email I got yesterday my shiny new book will be delivered on Friday! There will be a celebration and drinking and the such once it gets here!


  7. These are very touching quotes indeed, really very touching for me.